deadpool

there are a few important things i need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game oof here we go again i m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor ive been described as unstable which is just plain coo coo wait do sane people say coo coo i m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants and even mumans be prepared for just about anything holla i made sure to capture all my good sides so i made my game a third person action shooter yep you get to look at my heinie keep a look out cuz some of my x men pals whoa what pals are making an appearance hope you don t mind picking hair out of your tacos i m really good at killing so i made it a blast stringing together combos and totally eviscerating my enemies ev is cer a ting i brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things katanas check guns bang explosives boom duct tape quack and of course yours truly me checkmate